Deep within the Isle of Man, one can find the Spring of Fortune, known as "Le Printemps d'Argent" to locals. Since December of 2016, I have endeavored to live in accordance with the myths and legends of The Elder Gods in pursuit of personal happiness and well-being. This includes a number of steps I've taken since then to aid in divining The Golden Path, as it is called.
Each morning with the settling of the dew, I meticulously gather the recently fallen orchid petals from around the local cobbler's shop. I take these to the Spring, located underground, and initiate the ritual...
I begin by plucking 4 eyelashes and rolling each of them into a recently gathered petal. Then, once this is complete, I take my place at the top of a bend in the spring. I clasp the petals between my hands, kneel, close my eyes, and slowly lower them beneath the bubbling water. Whilst thinking of the Elder Gods, I release the petals. They begin to disperse, slowly coming together into a formation that, if viewed by a trained eye, resembles a G, F, C, S, or I.
It is through this process that I have been able to find success.
No really, I just Ron Popeil'd my fantasy account here and set it and forget it to I for a while before bothering to change it. I've kind of followed a mix of Aitrus' seasonal and mjedlin's daily, but forgot to set up text alerts for mjedlin prior to this latest move, which has more or less been working out so far.
Follow me at your own risk.