Howdy from Texas
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Howdy from Texas
Just found the site and thought I would hang for a while. Peace!
Re: Howdy from Texas
Welcome to the forum! Lots of great info, hope you can use some to make lots of $$$$
2019: Ignore everything that Mr. Imperfect says. Just roll the dice, will probably do better.
2020: Did Mr. Imperfect hack my fantasy account?
2021: My fantasy account got COVID.
2020: Did Mr. Imperfect hack my fantasy account?
2021: My fantasy account got COVID.
Re: Howdy from Texas
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games,
2 IFT's per month will make or break your fame.
Follow a seasonal strategy or time the market day to day,
Wherever you drop your money bucket someone here has something to say.
Some can foretell the future, some can't tell you their name,
But the common goal among us is million dollar gains.
We got guru's, novices and a few wanna-be swing traders,
We've got a zoo full of bears, bulls, pigs, hogs and a lot of L-fund hater's....
We have stocks, bonds, charts and free and paid advice
The fellers at the bottom each year often say, "A 25% return sure woulda been nice"...
Don't follow every yearly leader because most will fade away,
Check out the "Leaders by Account Balance" and see what they have to say..
Don't follow me in the in the fantasy game if you want to keep your dough,
I get in too early, out to late and cant figure out when to go.
My current return is a quarter per cent while most indices are up about six,
But I've got 11 more months to turn it around so now I take my licks.
Many of us pull down 20% returns when the Bull is on the run,
will those same folks show up on the leader board when the Bear lies in the sun.
Time will tell if these seasonal strategies can hold their weight under market stress
When the next correction hits the tickers, they'll quickly be put to test.
Set it and forget if that's what you want to do,
Shop an L-Fund, spread you egg across the board, or sit it the G-Fund to get screwed.
The bottom line that we all face is growing huge retirement funds,
So welcome aboard, dive right in and we hope you get 'er done!!
Yeah...that's all I got
2 IFT's per month will make or break your fame.
Follow a seasonal strategy or time the market day to day,
Wherever you drop your money bucket someone here has something to say.
Some can foretell the future, some can't tell you their name,
But the common goal among us is million dollar gains.
We got guru's, novices and a few wanna-be swing traders,
We've got a zoo full of bears, bulls, pigs, hogs and a lot of L-fund hater's....
We have stocks, bonds, charts and free and paid advice
The fellers at the bottom each year often say, "A 25% return sure woulda been nice"...
Don't follow every yearly leader because most will fade away,
Check out the "Leaders by Account Balance" and see what they have to say..
Don't follow me in the in the fantasy game if you want to keep your dough,
I get in too early, out to late and cant figure out when to go.
My current return is a quarter per cent while most indices are up about six,
But I've got 11 more months to turn it around so now I take my licks.
Many of us pull down 20% returns when the Bull is on the run,
will those same folks show up on the leader board when the Bear lies in the sun.
Time will tell if these seasonal strategies can hold their weight under market stress
When the next correction hits the tickers, they'll quickly be put to test.
Set it and forget if that's what you want to do,
Shop an L-Fund, spread you egg across the board, or sit it the G-Fund to get screwed.
The bottom line that we all face is growing huge retirement funds,
So welcome aboard, dive right in and we hope you get 'er done!!
Yeah...that's all I got
Navig8tor
CWO4 (BOSN)
USCG, RET
CWO4 (BOSN)
USCG, RET
Re: Howdy from Texas
LOL, Navig8tor are you a Poet or a Rapper?
I can't top his welcome but wishing Snitch117 many positive returns!
I can't top his welcome but wishing Snitch117 many positive returns!
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Re: Howdy from Texas
Bravo brother .... BRAVO!Navig8tor wrote:Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games,
2 IFT's per month will make or break your fame.
Follow a seasonal strategy or time the market day to day,
Wherever you drop your money bucket someone here has something to say.
Some can foretell the future, some can't tell you their name,
But the common goal among us is million dollar gains.
We got guru's, novices and a few wanna-be swing traders,
We've got a zoo full of bears, bulls, pigs, hogs and a lot of L-fund hater's....
We have stocks, bonds, charts and free and paid advice
The fellers at the bottom each year often say, "A 25% return sure woulda been nice"...
Don't follow every yearly leader because most will fade away,
Check out the "Leaders by Account Balance" and see what they have to say..
Don't follow me in the in the fantasy game if you want to keep your dough,
I get in too early, out to late and cant figure out when to go.
My current return is a quarter per cent while most indices are up about six,
But I've got 11 more months to turn it around so now I take my licks.
Many of us pull down 20% returns when the Bull is on the run,
will those same folks show up on the leader board when the Bear lies in the sun.
Time will tell if these seasonal strategies can hold their weight under market stress
When the next correction hits the tickers, they'll quickly be put to test.
Set it and forget if that's what you want to do,
Shop an L-Fund, spread you egg across the board, or sit it the G-Fund to get screwed.
The bottom line that we all face is growing huge retirement funds,
So welcome aboard, dive right in and we hope you get 'er done!!
Yeah...that's all I got
Re: Howdy from Texas
King should plug this in as a welcome banner when new account are created!Navig8tor wrote:Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games,
2 IFT's per month will make or break your fame.
Follow a seasonal strategy or time the market day to day,
Wherever you drop your money bucket someone here has something to say.
Some can foretell the future, some can't tell you their name,
But the common goal among us is million dollar gains.
We got guru's, novices and a few wanna-be swing traders,
We've got a zoo full of bears, bulls, pigs, hogs and a lot of L-fund hater's....
We have stocks, bonds, charts and free and paid advice
The fellers at the bottom each year often say, "A 25% return sure woulda been nice"...
Don't follow every yearly leader because most will fade away,
Check out the "Leaders by Account Balance" and see what they have to say..
Don't follow me in the in the fantasy game if you want to keep your dough,
I get in too early, out to late and cant figure out when to go.
My current return is a quarter per cent while most indices are up about six,
But I've got 11 more months to turn it around so now I take my licks.
Many of us pull down 20% returns when the Bull is on the run,
will those same folks show up on the leader board when the Bear lies in the sun.
Time will tell if these seasonal strategies can hold their weight under market stress
When the next correction hits the tickers, they'll quickly be put to test.
Set it and forget if that's what you want to do,
Shop an L-Fund, spread you egg across the board, or sit it the G-Fund to get screwed.
The bottom line that we all face is growing huge retirement funds,
So welcome aboard, dive right in and we hope you get 'er done!!
Yeah...that's all I got
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Re: Howdy from Texas
Looks like Navig8tor missed his(her) calling!
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Re: Howdy from Texas
That poem definitely needs a sticky!
mo meng, mo ching (which loosely means: no money, no life)
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