Aitrus wrote:Another investing strategy would be to strap a piece of toast to a cat's back, then toss it into the air. The key is to make sure the toast is buttered.
If the cat lands on its feet, stocks will continue up like normal. If the toast lands buttered side down, then bonds are in for a bull run. If the contraption just spins in midair due to opposing forces of natural law, then capitalize on the fact that you just invented an engine capable interstellar travel.
I'm writing this one down for future use.